Did some more research and found out that I will need to make some modifications to a standard mono to stereo cable in order to pull this one off. I suppose I could dust off the solder gun and do it, but I'm too lazy/busy to do so. After researching other products, I went ahead and ordered the SIMCOM.

STLPilot, if you're still out there, do you know if the SIMCOM is recognized by windows as an HID device? Also, what type of shipping do you/they use, USPS? UPS? Thanks...