ORIGINAL: Commander_Drake
Sing along with me "Eric the Half-a-Bee" from Monty Python.
We have a winner!
Well done, Drake.
Well done.
and now, may I present...
Half a bee, philosophically,
must eo ipso facto half not be
But half a bee has got to be,
vis a vis its entity
- D'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury
La, di di, one two three
Eric the Half a Bee
A B C D E F G
Eric the Half a Bee
Is This wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
Fiddle di dum, Fiddle di dee, Eric the Half a Bee
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee
I love this hive epmploy-ee-ee Bisected accidentially,
One Summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
He loves him carnally...
Semi-carnally.
The End.
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally.
Oh.
(quietly) Cyril Connolly