I know that you are bringing me the harsh reality of it, but i am hard headed and I like to try to do things myself. But it is kind of funny because the way you explained me crashing it is exactly how it would probably happen. This place that i have found though is probably about a 1mile by 2/3mile- red clay pit. I found a smooth strip on it and there is nothing around that I could hurt. From what I hear on this site though, it is hard to teach yourself.