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Old 09-27-2005 | 01:02 AM
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Default RE: rita refugees

well ....i hope all had fun on the roads...what a mess... i evacuated to one of my 5 bomb shelters i have scattered around the city....they have solid concrete walls and are then cinder block lined with waterproofing sandwitched in between ....each bunker has an i-beam reinforced 12" inch solid concrete roof....my bunkers can withstand a direct hit from a 155mm cannon and i can assure you 200 mph hurricanes are no problem in fact my bunkers that i built are the safest place in texas...my bunkers are plumbed with running water and electric.....each has emergency generators....each bunker has 3000 gallons of oil for generator use.....each bunker has a fully stocked frig and and each bunker has over 2000 air filters ....(yep you read it right 2000) in it to make sure the air is clean...each bunker has a full compliment of tools....each bunker has phone service and internet service..each bunker is equipted with safety glases and hard hats....each has a fully stocked first aid kit.....each bunker has an exhaust fan for ventilation....each bunker has 20 uniforms so clothes arent a problem.....each bunker can sleep 20 in the downstairs basement area ...but when the bombing starts or the hurricane is blowing 200 mph i doubt anyone will be sleeping .....

and the best of all is 100% tax deductable .....thankyou uncle sam

and when they are not used for emergency shelter....they serve as 10 minute oil change stores....:-)

producing lots of income thus lots of taxes so i can do my part and help pay for all those debit cards

while we were closed over the weekend...i did some thinking

1) in all the stop and go traffic 18,326 sets of brake pads were worn out

2) 729 cars over heated and now need radiator service

3) 1,423,558 cars wore out their oil in very servere duty while sitting in traffic

4) 1,927 cars lost their ac fan belts

5) 938,253 transmissions now need to be flushed form sitting in traffic


.....so please visit your local oil change store for service asap and help us help you :-)

and bob violet....i think i wil be ordering that f-100 next week............yeeeeeeeehaw



gregg bingham