Originally posted by trailingedge
Why send a dog when a wife will work so much better and you don't have to tie her to shore. It may take some coaching to get her swimming at first. Normally shiny or sparkly things work best. If properly trained she can also fuel, start, and tune your plane pryor to takeoff. *lmao*
And if a gator gets her you might have solved another problem. :drowning:
LMAO