This runway ain't big enough for the both of us.
(Taken at the Maine Jet Rally)

Hmmm, perhaps you had to be there for this to be funny. David Shulman was taxiing out with the BobCat while Ray Labonte was taxiing in with the Composite Arf Lightning. They came nose to nose for a while, then one gave way to let the other pass.

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