RE: Hog Bipe Mess!!!
You've got it good. I was in my LHS yesterday. There was a girl yelling at her guy telling him to take the $300 the owner offered for his plan (was worth at least $500). She said, its that #@*$) plan or me! It reminds me of that song "going fishing" or something like that where he say "I'm going to miss her when I get home, Oh looky there I got a bite!"
Every time my wife mentions something about my mid-life crises I always tell her its the planes or a motor cycle. That's always at least good for one authorized trip to the hobby shop, but I try not to abuse it.