I find this fellow sitting at the field bench looking very sad and miserable. Walk up to him and asked if he's OK. He tells me he has a very beautiful and loving wife who cares for his every need. She does (almost) everything for him, including cleaning his planes and engines after each flight, make sure his batteries are all charged up before the weekend, etc, etc. 'Wow, wished my wife was like that', I said. 'So why do you look so miserable', I asked. He replied, 'I can't remember where I live'.

Guys, your problems are nothing compared to this chap.