you guys are a lotta help.
HERE are three SURE-FIRE tips.PLUS a 4th for free!
I GUARANTEE he will go home with the aircraft in EXACTLY the same condition as when he got to the field.
1.put the plane on the ground,back away 5 to 7.75 feet from it.
2.LOUDLY call out-"FIRST FLIGHT" and then go RMMMMMMM-RMMMM-RMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
3.LOUDLY call out "LANDING" and start walking to your aircraft.
3.Pick up the plane,go home and put the plane in a safe place.Notice that there is not a scratch on it!
AND HERE IS STEP FOUR -A FREEBIE get on the computer to AMA and find a local club,call them,get the number of their instructer and call him and arrange a day to meet him at the field