When I was growing up my Dad told me that there are only two things you can do in the eyes of a woman.

Everything you do. And. Everything you say!

So even if you can keep them sweet with all the things money can buy, they'll still complain that you didn't buy them "with love"! And that you're just trying to buy them things as compensation for all the time you've neglected them. Which of course, is true.

Women have the talent for making us feel guilty for giving them what they want, even when they asked us for it. If the world's leaders were women there'd be a hell of a lot more wars. Why? Because the art of political negotiation has a way of finding justification and reason. Two things women can't find!!

When we take this into consideration, we have to thank God our leaders have the buttons on the right!!