RE: Things youve CA'd to yourself....
I glued both hands to an Ugly Stik fuselage that was firmly tacked to the workbench, while home alone.
A kind of rotund friend was working in shorts, shirtless, and glued his belly to the bench.
Another guy lost track of his bottle of CA. Opened another one. Lost track of it. Gave up. Went in the house. His wife said, "Why do you have two bottles of glue stuck to your shirt?"