I was sitting with my buddies at a resturant, and this cute skinny blond girl came up to me and said "are you Dave Presta?". I said yes and then continued to eat my chicken wings. She told me that she had seen me on the news flying at a jet show, and had her posse track me down so she can meet me. She had won American Idol last week and is suddenly very famous, and wanted to meet other famous people too....and since she saw me on the TV flying toy planes, she just figured I was famous. I told her that I was married and was about to have my first child, but she just responded with "Thats ok, Im not the jealouse type". With that understanding out of the way, we went back to her mansion and got naked in the hot tub while her servants kept bringing us cold beers and KY! After the night was over, I went back to the jet show and while walking up to the SuperHornet to go fly, I noticed that there was a big red bow sitting on the hatch..I opened it up and it said "for the best night of my life, this is my present to you.............Inside was a JetCat Titan with a gold housing (better then Woj's flame painted one) with diamond lined blades. She just wanted to thank me for a very special night, and for being so gentle on her first time!




Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I ran into Cary Underwood at Hooters when I was in LA for a pylon race! I was hangin with my buddies and one of them noticed her, so I cruised over there and sat down with her for about 15 minutes or so..she was an absolute sweethart.
Hey, at least I am providing an actual picture to support my storie!

Keep it comin Tracy, but you dont have to get into so much detail about your job as a controller and the lawsuit against the FAA...that stuff is boring. I enjoy more of the name dropping and how you met all these famous people who want to give you money and buy your private jet that hasnt flown yet....Yeah, thats the stuff I like.
Tell us about the time you were over Hef's mansion and he said that he would trade you the playmate of your choice for your supply of Pubic hairs CA'd to his scalp!.....But you declined because you had a bunch of Starjet fuses to lay up and you didnt know if you would have enough to spare.
I stayed home sick today, just so I can sit on my couch and read this all day without any interruptions.