Getting back to the important stuff .. the merkin ... a google search (as suggested by Sean) yields some sbsolutely fascinating facts. did you know that you can even get a Merkin flashlight ?

How about this poor guy : http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/player...e?statsId=7394 a San Franscisco Giants player called Merkin Valdez ... heck of a name to have to live down - as if the merkin part aint graphic enough, you have to add on a surname synonymous with overloads of lubricant gushing out of a massive gash !?! [X(]