This thread is reading like one of those Nigerian letters that want you to help them smuggle their long lost relative out of some third world country. Quite commical indeed. Which is what I love about you Irish, no matter how bad the circumstances, you find humor.

Now, back to your situation, when should we be expecting to see you on CNN? The Weather Channel? or Letterman?

Are there any monkeys in your neck of the woods? Then again, they all might be at the pub for the holidays eh?

Drunk sheep? Hmmm, from my home state of Montana, it is a felony to get a sheep under the influence.

Cheers,
Scott