RE: things we say when we crash
The best thing I ever heard was right after a buddy put one in the fence on take-off and tore his his hots up royally. We were standing next to him and with out missing a beat my then 5 year old jumps and yells "Dont worry we'll get the tape fix it". I think he even ran to the car to get it.
2nd best is when we put the trainer in the trees during some instruction, again with out missing a beat he says, "Dad I think you had it".