Hey, Chuck

I don't know what your problem is with the wind, don't you know that the wind always (well almost always) dies at dusk? All you have to do is get a couple of people to stand on the runway with flashlights or matches and tape a couple of glow sticks on your wings and take off. Everybody says how easy it is to land this plane so...what's the problem?
If I have to wait much longer for this operation I may die of old age. It's too late for me to die young. So... get with the program.

Patiently yours, FRED