The AMA has "sample" bylaws that you can copy to your word processing program and then just search and replace your own club's information.

But you can write your own too if you want.

I think something like:

1)This club is a benevolent dictatorship.
2)The president shall rule by decree with or without the advise and consent of the members.
3)A decree of the president shall be law and failure to abide by such shall be grounds for the immediate expulsion of any disagreeing member.
4)The president may serve as such for life or until such time as he or she voluntarily steps down, except: The president may be replaced by bloodless coup wherein 100% of the then dues paying members vote to expell the president from office.
5)In the event of the vacancy of the office of president, a new president shall be selected by the drawing of lots among those members of the club present at a regular club meeting.