Wife? Home from work with pink eye? That's a lot to expect from an 11 year old.
http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/fb.asp?m=3824217
Please, just stick with the truth. We will still be happy to respect you and we're all happy to see you enjoying this great hobby. There is absolutely no need to exaggerate your age or skills as we will be better able to assist if we understand your limitations.

We want to be your friends. Your enthusiasm is great and we wish to encourage you but in fair warning, we have driven liars out of the forum before as it will not be tolerated.
Let us know how we can help Karter