I can hear it now:

"Forgive me Bob for I have sinned. I flew a foamie park flyer. I'm so sorry, I just couldn't help myself; what shall I do?"

"It's O.K. son - drink this koolaid, say 4,000,000 hail Violett's and exorcise those demons by burning all your foamie stuff. Defile not the alter with your presence but place your credit card in the collection plate on your way out. After a morning period of 30 days, you may again come into my presence and purchase from me - if you have kept yourself pure."

And I think the hell involves CA glue and body parts if I remember correctly...

Ahh the wonders of Photoshop and internet entertainment !