I had to sue two people this week. Reached a point where all the back-and-forth was going in circles, had just had enough. That's what the court system is for. Looks like one is going to settle already. We shall see about the other. But I don't need someone sucking up my time endlessly with back and forth nonsense...I can get my back and forth nonsense right here on the innnnernets!
In the old days, you would either joust or duel with pistols, whoever won was in the right. So simple!