RE: Fun with knifes...
Gee, never done that, but sure have sliced off the ends of a few - OK, I'm not a fast learner - finger tips while holding a straight edge and cutting the balsa when the finger tip found its way to the wrong side of the straight edge.
"Bloody stupid"? I thought it was only Bloody Brits that used that term, not the great Kiwis I've met!