Mike:

I have stomach problems that prevent my watching television, so I had to do a quick search to find out who or what Nipsy Russell is.

I can't believe he would have become the "Poet Laureate" of TV if his doggerel were as bad as mine. Haw.

But I dearly love puns, limericks, and twin engined airplanes. I'll forgo a twins couplet this time, and give you a limerick with a terrible pun:

A young maid named Anheuser,
Swore no man could surprise her.
. Then a fellow named Colt,
. Gave her virtue a jolt,
Now she's sadder Budweiser.

Bill.

PS: The stomach problem that keeps me away from TV? 90% of the programming turns my stomach. And the rest is usually not worth the time it takes to watch. I have a TV, it has literally not been switched on in over a year. wr