Those cheap Sten guns always jam after the first few rounds.

Remember my neighbor Adrian, who got into big trouble for selling that French helicopter to that lawyer in Panama? He told me he got off, but it turns out he actually had to plea guilty to exporting a weapons system and got two years' probation. He also admitted the FBI had a long file on him already, he is ex-Rhodesian AF, and was implicated in Mad Mike Hoare's coup attempt in the Seychelles in 1981, where they showed up with golf bags filled with weapons...when the golf bags started coming off the baggage claim at the airport, some sharp-eyed Seychelles customs guy noted that there IS no golf course in the Seychelles...a gunfight started, ten airport security guys were killed, and the Mike Hoare and his mercenaries commandeered an Air India airliner at gunpoint and escaped to Capetown. Since the SA govt was backing the whole thing, they only got tiny sentences, like two years and such...
At any rate, my neighbor had something to do with that. He said he did not actually GO on the mission, as it looked badly planned(next time...do check if there acutally IS a golf course) and the money was not good enough...but he got somehow implicated in the whole thing.
He offered me a ride in his clapped out Tiger Moth, which had just been checked out by a guy who actually flew in the first King Kong movie, in exchange for helping him load a helicopter onto the back of his pickup truck so he could drive it over to a paint shop in Newburgh. I declined the ride in the Tiggie, as I know he has maybe one hour of taildragger time, and the plane is somewhat iffy, but I did take a Coors Light in exchange for loading the stuff onto the Toyota. I told him how it looked like one of those Mogadishu "Technicals" with the helicopter nose piece sticking out of the back, he said he blew one up with 20mms once...
Just thought I would share....