Heres one for ya,

It was nothig i really did but waht happend. Ever got attacked by a mocking bird? i had one attack my 117 from underneath before figuring out that the wings were moving pretty f***ing fast it crapped and bolted out of site, .. i was laughing so hard i flew it right into the side of my house nose first.

cost:

New Canopy $13.49
Main Rotor Blades $ 10.99
Fuel $ $10

watching a bird crap itself after attacking a LMH .. Priceless