I will pull no punches with you.
You will only get serious advice here. Why? Because if not done safely these airplanes can be very dangerous and can cause serious injury or even death.
There is nothing to joke around with here.
Do me a favor and make sure you are in the middle of nowhere and by yourself when you do this so that no one else can get hurt.
You want something funny as a reply here it is:
Take a garbage bag with you to haul the pieces home