You want funny advice OK.
Line up the plane on the runway and set in fuul "up" trim.
Give it WOT as you call it.
Set the transmitter on the ground.
Stand back and laugh.
Oh yeah- carry a trash can lid to use as a shield in case it attacks you.

It will probably last longer than if you were trying to fly it. [:'(]

One last thing - nothing above is to be taken seriously except the last line.