ORIGINAL: MinnFlyer

When you become an RCU mod, the world is your oyster.

Your planes never crash.

Men, women and children worship you from afar.

The pay is fantastic.

Plus we all get a two week, all-expense-paid vacation at the 5-star RCU resort in the Bahamas

Our wives all look like Paris Hilton, and cook like Paula Dean, and our children are all genius-level students.

We all drive Hummers (Supplied by RCU of course) and the gas goes on our company credit cards

Manufacturers give us mountains of free products just you others will see us using them.

We get free Dental, Major medical and prescriptions.

Many RCU members name their children after us.

And best of all, none of the regular members ever give us a hard time