RE: I can't find my tool!
Youse guys must have more powerful 'winks' than I do - either that or I've worn mine out.
But all this 'wink' talk reminds me of one of my favorite Monty Python routines; "nudge, nudge, wink, wink, you're wife a goer huh, nudge, nudge, candid photos, wink, wink, say no more, say no more."
Actually, that rivals the fish dance and the marathon footrace for incontinents. Oh, the Norwegian Blue Parrot that's pining for the fiords. . . "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. . ."
Oh stop, I can't type anymore my sides hurt and there are tears in my eyes.