ha ha! That was a funny post! I'd vote for the Meyham because its better at harrier than the UCD. It wants to rock a bit, but yu can control it. The UCD is really fun and does lots of stuff, but its harrier performance, IMHO, is pretty bad. I own one, and can harier it but its work. I'm going to stick my neck out and say I don't like the showtime, or the other precision/3D ships out there. I large IMAC models this works well. but these smaller ships just have the wring numbers to get it all done. Just an opinion, one I'm sure is not shared by many. I've really enjoyed flying the Meyhem. Just a fun plane that does a suprising amount of things quite well.