you have missed the obvious!!!..

1. Sell it to a bird
2. plant a bean stalk and ask Jack to get it for for you
3. Ask the Jolly Green Giant to pick it off the top
4. David Blane may be available for some levitation
5.Ask a squirrel to chew the branch in exchange for a organic seed and nut bar
6. Ask God to help as you have helped lots of old ladies across the road
7. Forget it and take up cross stitch....