Ah. Well that's a start. Have someone yell and then take a flash picture of you to simulate flying through the sun and the temporary blindness that follows. Put catnip on your keyboard to attract the kitten to simulate the unexpected (like a hornet up your pantleg). Have a helper unexpectedly knock your throttle down to zero to simulate a fuel flow problem or over lean run konk out. Have that helper toss paper airplanes between you and the screen every minute or so to simulate other fliers. And have then pop an bag or drop a big book on the floor behind you to simulate flightline interuptions. (Like when someone yells "DUCK!" and you have no idea why). And evety time you crash have the helper put a brick into the monitor screen to simulate the expense that brings.

I don't know. Maybe Real Flite has these things already.