ORIGINAL: afterburner
Yeah,
But she doesn't deliver the goods on Saturday like Fedex

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Sadly, Fedex refuses to ever deliver on Saturday for me.
My primary reason for avoiding Fedex is that even when goods are NOT sent ""signature required", they refuse to ever leave the goods despite me having a signed release form on file. As a result, anything sent Fedex to me always ends up getting sent back to the sender when Fedex finds out that 3 successive attempts to deliver fail because (unlike UPS, who are very accomodating) Fedex will only ever deliver at times while I am at work. Pretty darn useless, really.