RE: Retiring a Plane
1.I would first try to sell it as a whole plane
2.Then if nobody bought I would part it out in peices till it is all gone.
3.If neither one of these did not work I would take it up. Then I would load up my 12 guage shotgun and let her come down in some glory.
3. Altenative-Or you could try to shot Roman Candles at it till it lights on fire. I think this would look really cool. I would be really cool when it hits the fuel tank. This would be cooler than just lighting it on fire it a barrel or something.