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Old 02-02-2003 | 06:47 AM
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mattebox
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Default I'm a little nervous

Originally posted by Jester


No, you don't get it. We're civil. Well at least we're supposed to be. That is until someone starts telling civil engineer jokes.
Sorry, I couldn't resist...

"Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Another one...

"What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets."

That last one is so true!!! Haha. Just giving you civils a hard time.