Litco Systems Alpha 4
You can always don the green and blue socks, wake up at 6:45, get on the list, accept delivery and try it a few times. If you don't like it, sell it on e-bay for $400.
Not really a black market, consider it A4 futures.
I really like my A4, BTW. I got to play with a Triton at the field on Saturday, pretty nice. It is a dang shame that it only has a single port like my Super Nova...
Kevin