First you gotta make some meth. Get you a big pickle jar with a screw on lid and poke a long pipe into it. The pipe should look like a pigs' tail with the same number of turns. This is important. It's worth a walk to the sty to get it right. Don't forget your hands fer ciphering. Then get you some irish spuds and spanish corn and cuban sugar mix well with your favorite beverage in the pickle jar. Then get you some chair legs or the like and build you a fire in the sink or the tub and cook the mash collecting the dropings from the end of the tube. Sample one pint, and if you just get drunk, add some wood, maybe from the table or something. Don't use balsa cause then you can't fly. If you get blind drunk or dead drunk then the extra wood ain't necessary and you're ready to put some in your fuel pipe. Ifn it don't combust to your liking, get you some clover and finely dice it, this will add nitro. That's what pappy always said. How much is strictly a matter of taste. Ifn it sears your lungs and fries your eyebrows it's probably close. Go to SnuffySmith.com ifn you aint sure. Next, you gotta get that prop sharp so it'll cut the air as easily as your skin. Use a straight razor for comparison slices. I use the backs of my knuckles cause they toughend up from fightin with my sister/aunt Sally and from dragging long the ground etc. Then take that glow thingie and screw it into the coonpeter looking thingie and press it to your tounge. Ifn it blisters up right nice your good to go, if not, acetylene torches work too. You gotta be flexible cause nothin is written in stone since most of us caint read nohow. Now don't go usen the tounge test with them torches, you gotta use a licka sense from time to time. Next, get aholt of that engine in your left hand, ifn you wipe thats the one you don't wipe with, and stick the tank twixt your cheek an gum, I don't recommend holdin the engine twixt your legs for obvious reasons, but cousin billy did an that joker sure can sing now like a warbler crossed with Tiny Tim, he's a local boy made good, Tiny not billy, billy's bout nocount but that's another story, that boy aint been the same since RC. That's remote, not Cola, ifn english aint your strong point being from yonder an all. It aint your fault, I reckon, no moren your parents are. But anyways flip that there prop round an round with the hand that aint holdin the engine an do some squats to get the tank flowin proper an all, all in the same time as your flappin your arms to coordinate proper floppin an all, but not in the cucumber patch, least ways not with out 20 percent castor for obvious reasons, lessen your hemroids don't sting as much or moren mine do, but ifn you use it you obviously gotta clean it up after, I generally just use my sock ifn I got one on, or my sleve or even a slow runnin rabbit, whatevers handy. Anywho, good luck, an pay attention now ya hear?