this may never get read, dad told me this story when i was but a wee lad....

one dark day in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys got up to fight. Back to Back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, he came and shot those 2 dead boys. If you don't belive my story is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. Just my slightly different version