Well, as a matter of fact I DO have donuts here.. but face it, by the time I lose a bet to you, get them packaged up, and they arrive by mail - they just aren't going to have the same appeal as the fresh article. Actually, our grocery store has the best donuts of any outfit around here, they make nice yeast donuts daily and the chocolate glazed are a fine piece of work. Remember, jeans come in any waist size you need. Myself, I always buy the "stretch" variety, they just seem to feel better for some reason now that I am well on the other side of 40..

And I still hate small plastic spinners.. [8D]