Razor: I used to be able to drink!

I had a Valencia orange tree in my backyard. Every day when I got home from work, I would pluck 8 oranges from the tree. Then I would squeeze the juice out of them on my hand squeezer. I would add 8 ice cubes to a huge, tall glass. Then I would add 8 ounces of tequila, and the juice from the 8 oranges. Then I would sip it while watering my lawn.