"Ugo,The local mothers are going to be just as unimpressed when I tell them that they have been swabbing their children down with parrafin oil !"
If true, they seem to know better what is paraffin oil than you, but if you want to make a Solomon proof, find a neighbouring mother, fill a nice bottle of kerosene, with two drops of your after shave, then make this gift, and wait to be called from police!
Baby oil is ENTIRELY made from paraffin oil (NOT KEROSENE), and once paraffin oil was given also as a mild laxative, from mouth.....or from bottom.
If you want to escape jail, after having given your gift, show this http://householdproducts.nlm.nih.gov...ds&id=10001060 and this http://householdproducts.nlm.nih.gov...bl=chem&id=126 to the judge and invoke his clemency due to your misunderstanding. If it will not work, drop two lines here and I will send you a file!
Ugo