"Oh, Have I told you lately, that I have been nominated for President of AMA? Well if enough nominations show up, Heck I just might accept, but those DVPs rather face a grizzley bear than me as a Pres. so never fear, you won't nominate, and without a bunch of nominations, they won't place me on the ballot, so you can still gripe next year. "

Hoss, I hear that having to deal with you on any basis is punishment for shoplifting in some third world countries. Is that true?

If you get on the ballot Hoss, I will vote for you. I figure the best way to show you that you are full of crap is to give you your shot and watch you fail.

I sure hope you get elected.