I call into session this first meeting of the Brotherhood of the Dumb*****es. For the record, those who add a yellow stream to the stream of life also tick me off.

Now, we need to vote on dues for the memorial that will be erected in my honor. It will be in the shape of a donkey.[X(]

Man, the premise of this thread was just begging for a tangent like this... I wonder how long it will last?