I nominate myself as Vp of the Dumbass board of directors.
In order to perform my duties I promise to continue to strive to be the biggest Dumbass I can. My campaign logo will be the rear end of a donkey.
I would appreciate it if all would join in and sing the dumbass song and be a proud dunbass.
I do solemly swear to uphold all the Dumbass duties, Dumbass ideas and dumbass things that are brought before me. I do solemly swear to conduct myself as a dumbass at all times. I swear to treat other members as dumbasses as well. It is with dumbass idea, that I further move that anyone thinking they are dumbass material, step forward and prove that they to are a DUMBASS!!!!