I also would like to reiterate the opinions of others, the author of that should write for a living if he does not already.

I made the mistake of reading the story at work. Not only could I barely finish the story but I was balling at the same time. Nothing appears more professional than laughing so hard that you cry while at work.

The story about the mylar baloon was also good.

Thanks for the laugh. It's been a long time since I laughed that hard.