RE: Funny Things Said In Your LHS
My LHS is the opposite - it has everything - somewhere. The first time I went there, I wanted some lead shot for the ballast for a yacht. When I asked for lead shot, the owner relied he would see what he could find. He went 'out back', and returned about 10 mins later with a short piece of very old, rusty, painted yellow, lead pipe. I didn't take it.