Read the book? What kind of pervert are you?

We're MEN.
We don't need no stinking BOOK!
We got . . . ummm . . . Brains!.
Yeah, we got brains and they're real big and smart and we don't need instructions and we don't need directions.

So if ya wanna know something, ask yer buddy, but that instruction book should NEVER be removed from the heli box.

That's why men use forums and women have book clubs.

(Another installment in continuing education),
Soloboss