RE: We need your one-liners!!!
that guy ran out of here faster than a ethiopian chicken!
he is not right in the head!
could've stayed at home, and orderd a pizza.
he's soo stupid he sold his car for gas money!
in a marrage, it is very important to know EVERYTHING is your fault.
women; if they say nothing is wrong, you better belive something is wrong, if they say somethings wrong, something is REAL wrong.
in the buisness world there are two kinds of people; sharks and sheep. sharks are strong and visious and misunderstood like germany, and they dont look back because they dont have necks, necks are for sheep (futerama)
lets drink so we dont feel fealings anymore! (family guy)
everone is stupid except me. (simpsons)
some FOX quoats.
thats like 39 liners total.