I vote: You send us your helicopter and we will find a qualified
combat chopper pilot, tie multible short streamers to it,
and have a duel as follows. Alex with his Battle Axe and A.J.
with his Avenger will attempt to cut your short streamers.
The winner gets bragging rights, the loser has fun and we will
send back what is left of your chopper.

My money is on Demon mid-airing this thread.