I know you're joking, but interesting...

I don't think the ceramic would hold up too well to jolts etc.

Think about it, full size cars/ trucks don't jump as high, slam full speed into walls (by accident), or like my savage flip over 17 times end over end and still be able to drive away with only a few scratches.

Hell, a minor jolt over 5mp will sometimes cause enough damage on the real thing to warrant being totaled.