LMAO!!!! That was great Balance!

Not only do you know about helios, but you have a great sense of humor too!! A good combination for this forum! Do you know anything about Mercedes-Benz? I restore older Mercedes and I go to the Mercedes Tech Forum for help sometimes and we sure could use some humor over there!! There is nothing wrong with getting serious about your hobby, whether it's helios or Mercedes, but alittle humor doesn't hurt!! Case in point: I went to that 'other' forum to find out how to replace the springs on a Duo-Valve for a '94 S500 Mercedes and I added, what I thought, was a touch of humor to my post and was told that if I can't be serious about my problem I will need to seek assistance elsewhere!! So I did!! There's a ton of Mercedes Tech forums, and none of them are as straight-laced as the one I used to go to.
Now, as for WHY....well.....ah....ah...A long time ago, in a land far, far away where helios flew like a 1000 bumble bees, there was this little boy who was just learning to fly helios and getting rather good at it. But one day a bunch of bullies, who knew that this kid was getting better than them at flying, showed this poor kid a picture of a naked 4 in 1 and tramatized the child for life. That child shall remain unnamed, but have you ever seen the movie 'One Flew Over The Coo Coo's Nest?' Well, in actuality, what flew over that nest was a CX-2....now you know the rest of the story!!